| Salmond ‘putting Trump golf plan in danger’
Pin Heid, Potted Heid, Lice Heid, Loan Heid, Barr Heid, Heid Oanya, an' Heid Tha' Baw. Ah caw them ma ain seven dwarfs but pymies wid be mair like i'. Anyhoo, they decided we would create a stooshie aboot Wobbly Chops an' Trump being palsy-walsy, boozin' buddies, an awe tha'. Course, naithin' wiz true, bu' we had a baw oaf a time concoctin' big porkies Trump was smoozed bay the Nats an' no that wee bauchle MacConnell a' awull. Did yi ken, half o' them fell fir i', includin' ma ane gang, thi stoopit tubes.! Ah think it was yon Amerikin president, Lincoln, or maybe it wis Cadillac, said, "Ye cin fo-ull a lo' o' folk a lo' o' the time." He wis deid right. I guess tha's how ma perty stayed in poor sae long. Which reminds me, ah must remember tae give Goldie Licks twenty poond fer pickin' up the porkies and chuckin' them at Salmonella as if i' wis awe her idea in the first place.
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